I acknowledge that she is an extremely talented artist and that we should strive to focus on people’s talents and skills before their appearance

i was a homless crack addict for five years and did everything I could do to quit. Nothing really stuck until I stumbled on to the anti-craving drugs topomax and then later provigil which I still take today. I bring it up because there is one for opiates called Vivatrol that is amazing. It works on 80% of he people…

The kid was wearing a “cool story babe, now make me a sandwich” shirt, and flirted with her. She told him his shirt was dumb and sexist. All of his friends started making fun of her, so she whipped her bra out from under her shirt and hit him over the head with it. My daughter is very petite. The bra was 99% padding.…

There was a very sunny day last week and I of course was wearing my big floppy hat (uniform for the entire summer, as it works well for rain too.) When crossing the street at a light, I did the nod of recognition to a woman also wearing a big floppy hat and another women with a big black umbrella (it definitely wasn’t…

This is the best story I have ever heard and now I need to call my mom and ask why she didn't love me, because I never owned a parasol.

In sixth grade I had my umbrella confiscated on the bus. My bully of three years leaned over and touched my face, and I whacked her on the head hard enough to bend it. The bus driver took my umbrella, and said because she had seen the bully harass me all school year, she wouldn’t report me. So win?

omg that’s awesome! Thanks for sharing!

It was 1979. The principal actually told her that she should be “flattered”, as that meant Ricky liked her. She didn’t know what the word flattered meant but she sure knew bullshit when she smelled it.

CHEERS. I know, I know, violence is bad, but, really, cheers to her.

This is about my twin sister. First day of school, she was in second grade. A boy named Ricky started picking on her. Pulling at her hair, slapping, kicking and terrorizing her. She was scared but nobody did anything. The teacher just told Ricky to stop it but he continued. He was big and an asshole. He grabbed her…

No families. Just single members.

The worst part is, them existing in the lowest caste means theres almost a 100% chance they’ve already been raped and exploited dozens of times.

Mine are older, youngest is a high school senior now, but back in the day, I was doing well sometimes to haul my hungover ass into the kitchen and throw anything together. Many’s the time we had run out of lunch bags, so he had to carry his food in a plastic grocery sack. Or, we would be out of bread and I would have…

Well, I’ll post the Google image search that contains it:

That happened to me once. It felt like I was giving birth. I’d been in the hospital on painkillers for about 8 days. They gave me stool softeners to prevent constipation. When I left, they gave me a prescription for the pain killers but didn’t mention the stool softeners. After I was home for 3 days without a…

This would have so many applications! Thaw them:

I would not have believed it until I saw one, in a library bathroom. I swear to God, it was the size of a loaf of bread so huge that it would not flush. Never have I been so glad to not be a janitor.

Yeah. That’s insane. I’ve done some big bad toilet cloggers in my time, they end up being about 500 grams.

4lb dump would mean like a 6lb meal...that’s like hot dog eating competition territory. For a normal person to get to 4lb I would imagine you would need to constipated for 2-3 days.