Stanced car owners who complain about tire wear. I don’t feel bad for you - you did this to yourself

You deserve every joke made about you.

People who drive giant SUVs and bitch about their poor gas mileage. What the hell did you expect?

Amen and amen. If it’s a stock photo, I go no farther.

They’re so expensive because of the near constant circle-jerk surrounding them. I’m not saying it isn’t justified, but when people literally never shut the fuck up about how amazing a car is, people are going to want it. They only made (and make) so many, so the demand will pretty much always be there, especially for…

I understand AllState wants to put sensors in the seat to measure the potency and frequency of the drivers farts.

If they start requiring data recorders that hook onto your CAN bus, you bet there will be a market for devices that intercept CAN bus transmissions and alter them to make you seem safer. It’s unencrypted, easily interceptable, and easy to manipulate the data. You bet your ass I’ll make one myself if I need.

Amen!

Without a doubt it is the Aston Martin DB9. Still gushed over 12 years after it’s debut. Hell, there weren’t any reasonable grumblings about it being an “old” design until a few years ago. I believe those criticisms were made only because someone realized that it was 10 years old and unfair to every other car to still…

I might have to say the Aston Martin DB9 because even though it bears some similarity to the Vanquish, it is clean in a way that I don’t think will ever be dated.

Before anyone starts with the E39 started in the 90s crap, keep in mind the M5 didn’t start (EDIT: US) production until 2000.

In fact, there's another reason it ought to shut off. I'm going to the airport. I drive my car. My wife comes with me. She drives the car away from the airport. The keys are in my pocket. She stops for gas. She's stuck at the gas station.

BMW 525i

It has a parking camera that gives you a top-down view of the car and a look at the sides. It has forward collision alert with automatic braking. It has a blind spot monitor. It has a full-color heads-up display. It has a lane departure warning system. It has an automated parallel parking assist feature. It has night…

Can we also talk about the people who insist on backing in to parking places? Not just their driveway, but in busy fucking parking lots. It messes up the flow of everyone trying to park, and what is the point? I consider it a deal breaker on anyone I date. It’s trivial, stupid and small of me to judge one on that…

Unless you own the parking lot, it is by definition not your problem. You don’t “have a right” to a space more than anyone else. Seeking needless confrontation is stupid in any circumstance.

Should’ve just done this to both of them:

Who the fuck cares if someone takes up two spaces? Mind you own business and get a life.

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