I'm a balding white guy in my thirties with a beard and a bit of a spare tire. Everyone at the con is cosplaying as me.

I dunno, poetry is way more embarrassing if leaked in my book. A nude picture of me? Ohhh no, you can see I got the same parts as everyone else. A lovey syrupy romantic poem got out? Kill me now.

Oh yeah, mock if you like, but if his argument had completely different words and expressed a completely different idea, one that you approved of, you'd all be out here praising him and saying what a good point he made!

Miskatonic University, home of the Fighting Shoggoths.

Interesting that here you say you are an aristocrat but on other sites you claim that "life dealt you a shitty hand."

What a lovely message this sends to everybody who isn't white.

The Seeker's original design was an even bigger mass of tentacles, trailing a sinister cloud of smoke. The team didn't know what it wanted to do with it back then, and sort of abandoned it in favor of the Floater (whose original design, with more of a humanoid torso, looks even more tortured than the final edition.

Shouldn't you be out painting a mural on your van, Shaggy? Beat it.

truly, i love you.

Why do doctors slap babies butts after they are born?

Wait, what?? Your original post said:

Seriously, unless it's an overnight flight, if you lean it back you're a grade A jerk.

Homeopaths?

Got the feck aut ahfter yar dawn.

Leck on these nawts and sawk the deck.

Betches ain't shet but haws and trecks.

I'm of the opinion that videos made specifically for consumption on a web environment (particularly a mobile one) are not arbitrarily harmed simply by being in portrait mode. Youtube just needs to get with the program and establish a better user experience for vertical video.

As a counterpoint, I present you this guy: http://kittentora.kinja.com/

Stop being such a boob-punch, Tina.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.