They said Saddam Hussein had items that can be perceived to pose a threat. If you look at them in the right light, and squint a bit, and really want to see it.

If your criminal enterprise makes you $2000 a week for doing nothing, and plus isn’t actually a crime, you’re doing pretty well actually.

$400 a night is a bit steep for even a fairly nice hotel. Last summer I got a suite - an actual suite, the size of an apartment - at the Swissotel in Chicago for $260 a night. Why the hell would anyone want to stay in someone else’s home?

Unless they’re in contact with the police about the possibly-stolen laptop charger, they’re not going to do anything on account of there having been no crime taken place. The police tend to only get involved in things when there’s an actual crime; that’s something I’ve learned.

Take it up with the people who phoned him to ask him his opinion then.

I don’t care if people are black, white or purple or any other colour that no human being is, has ever been or ever will be.

Deras and Baker then responded in a wholly appropriate way: they kissed again, because fuck you. Griffin insists that one of them gave her a completely measured and reasonable response under the circumstances, although the couple vehemently deny this took place.

Man, Bristol Palin’s ghost writer is almost as dumb as she is.

Cats get stuck in trees so often it’s become a comedy cliche.

On the subject of passive-aggressive assholery...

This is exactly what I would do. If a business has treated me poorly I’m not going to have a confrontation with them about it; I’m just going to quietly slip away and never come back. I don’t need to have a confrontation about it, because there are plenty of other options and I’ll just go elsewhere. If business owners…

Some of them aren’t porn stars, they’re just nude glamour models.

Wait, so this is a story about a controversy that happened two years ago and has now subsided leaving no lasting consequences for anyone. Way to keep your finger on the pulse, Jezebel.

Did they just take the kid and stretch him?

The article says it was Serena Williams’ fashion show, so it kind of seems like none of Drake’s damn business what happens there. Serena Williams doesn’t strike me as someone who isn’t capable of reprimanding an employee.

Is the implication here then that they unfairly lowered his rating when he stopped buying ads or that they unfairly inflated it when he was?

It’s their website; they can do what they like so long as it isn’t libelous.

“Who developed the polio vaccine?” is a history question, not a science question.

I wouldn’t say you should NEVER punch customers. Like, what if you went back in time to work in a Munich beer hall and Hitler came in, huh? Or what if Osama Bin Laden came in, and he had kidnapped your family, and he was trying to order a Blizzard. What would you do then? In the latter hypothetical, Osama Bin Laden is…

Even when you’ve stood outside for a while arguing with your fiance about whether it’s the right one and who should go in to complain about it?