Personally I don’t want Hillary Clinton to be president either. Not while there’s a perfectly good Elizabeth Warren right there. Bums me out no end that Warren hasn’t got sufficient name recognition to run successfully. I’m hoping for an Elizabeth Warren/Wendy Davis ticket someday soon.

I think the implication is that she was overly talkative because she was nervous about the trunk full of cocaine, not because she was high. But maybe she was also nervous because she was high, I don’t know.

When I read that line I heard it in my head in the voice of Amy Poehler as Leslie Knope. “Flirtation is what was going on is what was happening”.

I’ve got to say; Clarissa’s friend’s ex-girlfriend’s question isn’t wholely unreasonable. She’s basically just asking “Is Swiss cheese the one with the holes in it?”. She wasn’t sure; she thought Swiss cheese was maybe a different cheese, of a type that she did like; but she suspected it was the one with the holes in…

In her defence; she doesn’t look happy about it.

The trial might have taken a few years. The story does say she was 22 when her parents found out. Still, 22 is old enough to move out and a get a job flipping burgers if that’s what it takes.

You know, if your parents put you under “intense restrictions” akin to being under house arrest, there’s always the option to move out...on account of you being 28. Okay, so having failed high school you’ll probably have to work at the Casserole Shack, but them’s the breaks.

You seem nice.

In the United States it is against the law to work for more than one branch of government at the same time. One of the biggest problems we have in the UK that nobody ever talks about is the intolerable overlap between the Executive and Legislature. The Prime Minister should not be an MP. I’m fine with the Prime…

That header image is apt, because the worst thing I’ve ever seen on a plane is Tina Fey’s movie ‘Admission’.

I think you know that it’s not.

If you mix butter and buttermilk together, do they turn back into milk?

That depends how early we’re talking. Hunter-gatherers did do some huntering. Given the hipster love of nostalgia I predict the next big thing will be the Australopithecus Diet.

I like to blend some biscotti into mine. Or some poundcake.

It just seems like unless you’re a 19th century North Dakota farm labourer, you probably don’t need all those butter calories. Maybe just have your coffee black this one time.

Not necessarily your importance, but sucking down mugfuls of melted butter all day might contribute to obesity-related impotence.

Let’s also consider the fact that he himself reports that he spent less time sleeping; and therefore more time...you know...moving about and stuff.

Things like that are unambiguously a dessert, and make no pretence at being healthsome. They’re terrible; but they are pretty honest about being terrible.

I had one at the Harry Potter studio experience near London. It’s literally just cream soda.

If they’ve had their eyes opened to how terrible vaccines are because reasons, then I’d take their opinions very very seriously.