So, it’s “meat”, it’s a 1.5 ounce bar (a Snickers is 2 ounces) and it costs $2?

So, it’s “meat”, it’s a 1.5 ounce bar (a Snickers is 2 ounces) and it costs $2?

If it ever goes into production, it won’t have the glass panels low on the doors. It won’t have the beautiful body lines if it has those sliding doors because they’ll cheap out and put the ugly slide-channel on the side. It won’t have that inexplicable Knight Rider-style steering wheel, because it would be annoying to…

In other news, there’s a World Darts Championship.

The photo on the boat looks like A) Wu Tang album art or B) a DVD sleeve promo shot for a gay porn. “Twinks in da Hood” anyone?

Good gracious, ass is frozacious.

And Uber could fix that problem simply by raising rates. I drove for Uber (two years, over a thousand trips) but decided I didn’t want to do the late-night bar rush because the hassle isn’t fun. So I started driving days and weekends only, only to find it’s a total waste of time. I regularly lost money on fares, and…

The right claims National ID is an invasion of privacy. Just one more way for BIG GOVERNMENT to keep tabs on you. In the past, when National IDs have been proposed, THE RIGHT has been primarily against it. The unspoken motivation for opposing it is, if we had a National ID, there would be no more justification for…

But if we get a national ID, how will Republicans prevent people from voting?

A lake or a pond is one thing, but where I’m from, a lot of dumbasses drown when they fall through the ice on not-quite-solid rivers. You fall through and the current drags you under the ice before you can get out the hole you created when you fell in.

I owned a little shitbox just like that. Actually made by Kia, had over 200,000 miles on it, a hole in the valve cover the size of a silver dollar, a heater core that was permanently plugged, and ran like the wind.

With Uber compensating their drivers at less-than-minimum-wage rates, it’s cheaper to just continue as it is until driverless technology is a) cheap b) safe and c) ubiquitous.

If the trailer doesn’t tell me what it’s about (in some vague sense), I don’t go see it. Even critical acclaim (like the buzz about La La Land, which also doesn’t tell me anything in the trailer) doesn’t change that for me. Give me some idea what it’s about, or I’m not going.

I’m white. I got offered a job over an Asian applicant, and the previous holder of the position was also Asian. Am I not supposed to take the job?

I thought for sure this was a Troy Duffy story at first.

I was in a band with (Bon Jovi guitarist) Richie Sambora’s cousin, and we sent him a tape of our band, which at the time was musically alright but somewhat unfocused — we had a sax player in the band for God’s sake. Anyway, we called Richie after he heard the tape and his exact words were, “Whaddya tryin’ to be the…

First, this is how my cat looks all the time. Second, if I brought my cat to the red carpet, HE WOULD TAKE OFF LIKE A SHOT AND I WOULD NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN.

among cars the 3.5-liter EcoBoost Ford Taurus had the quickest 0-60 run at 5.7 seconds and tied the 5.7-liter Dodge Charger for top speed at 150 MPH.

I suppose this is an example of how disrespectful and irresponsible I was as a young man.

In grade school they taught us about this, but then it was referred to as a “megalopolis”. The east coast is already a megacity... New York to Trenton to Philadelphia to Wilmington to Baltimore to DC. It’s all one unending city, that will only get denser.

Canada has always been better than us. Colder, but still better.