If it’s the Everest, it’s gonna be a disaster.

Nothing I love more than the opinion of a backup quarterback.

Another unsurprisingly weak lineup from Netflix, especially on the horror front considering it Halloween time.

I don’t understand you fuckers that will sit behind a car at a green light and wait ten full seconds without honking. FUCK YOU, and fuck the guy who ain’t moving. You have exactly two and a half seconds to move your ass when the light turns green or I will STAND on my fucking horn until you move it.

Apple: You don’t need two buttons on your mouse. You don’t need arrow keys on your keyboard. You don’t need an optical drive in your PC. You don’t need a memory card slot in your phone. You don’t need a headphone jack in your phone. DID YOU HEAR ME? YOU DON’T NEED IT! YOU’RE USING IT WRONG!

taking care of the quality of your product ensures the long term viability of your brand

You’re confusing marketing upscale products to an affluent, luxury crowd, with marketing a “blue collar” product to working-class people. Apples to oranges.

I am a full-time photographer and blogger and I photograph things from public roads frequently. I can tell you, this attitude is PERVASIVE. People think you need their permission to take a photo of them, their property, their family, their kids, and the truth is, YOU DON’T. If you are on public property, you have the…

Guns don’t kill people. Duffel bags kill people.

Trump voter.

That’s because Stephen A. Smith’s takes are all just veiled opinions on who he likes, and who he doesn’t. He’d be better off to just say “I don’t like LeBron,” or “I don’t like Cleveland.”

A lifetime supply of cheese puffs? How many cheese puffs did you buy? Because I could buy a sleeping bag-sized supply and my wife and twelve-year-old son would demolish it in about a half-hour flat.

I don’t get them either. I do get “throat freezes” though, a terrible pain in my throat when I suck down a margarita or other slushy drink too fast. My whole life, I thought other people got the same throat discomfort and just called it “brain” freeze for lack of a better term, but my wife assured it me is actually a…

Am I the only one who thinks the DHL tee seems like a strange music video wardrobe choice?

Insurance fraud due to buyer’s remorse. “Why did I buy this overpriced golf cart, again?”

I’ll tell you right now, this is gonna be a pain in the ass for drivers. People are going to schedule a pickup in advance, then forget about it or oversleep, and drivers will end up waiting and waiting and waiting.......

One percent isn’t an option up in this bitch?

So, according to this chart, in these countries where the American dollar is strong, I can get a dinner for two for the same price I pay to take my wife to the slop trough at Applebees? Excuse me while I call my travel agent.

The “I’m Gonna Be Busy in the Much Bigger City Down the Road Every Weekend” Woman, who didn’t like to do her share of weekend duties that we all had to pull.