Trump voter.

That’s because Stephen A. Smith’s takes are all just veiled opinions on who he likes, and who he doesn’t. He’d be better off to just say “I don’t like LeBron,” or “I don’t like Cleveland.”

A lifetime supply of cheese puffs? How many cheese puffs did you buy? Because I could buy a sleeping bag-sized supply and my wife and twelve-year-old son would demolish it in about a half-hour flat.

I don’t get them either. I do get “throat freezes” though, a terrible pain in my throat when I suck down a margarita or other slushy drink too fast. My whole life, I thought other people got the same throat discomfort and just called it “brain” freeze for lack of a better term, but my wife assured it me is actually a…

Am I the only one who thinks the DHL tee seems like a strange music video wardrobe choice?

Insurance fraud due to buyer’s remorse. “Why did I buy this overpriced golf cart, again?”

I’ll tell you right now, this is gonna be a pain in the ass for drivers. People are going to schedule a pickup in advance, then forget about it or oversleep, and drivers will end up waiting and waiting and waiting.......

One percent isn’t an option up in this bitch?

So, according to this chart, in these countries where the American dollar is strong, I can get a dinner for two for the same price I pay to take my wife to the slop trough at Applebees? Excuse me while I call my travel agent.

The “I’m Gonna Be Busy in the Much Bigger City Down the Road Every Weekend” Woman, who didn’t like to do her share of weekend duties that we all had to pull.

I think the point is in between the lines.

Since you’ve said you don’t use Uber, why should anyone care about your opinion as a non-user? And since you’re anal enough to sit there and give a response to every single point against you, with your “I don’t give a shit attitude” seeping through the keyboard for all to see, I reserve the right to disregard your…

Because you didn’t get charged anything for the extra time you had to wait, and you weren’t burning gas waiting for him.

The problem here is that fanboy Johnny, who prides himself on being techno-savvy because he knows how to use a smartphone app, calls for an Uber, placing the pin in the middle of nowhere instead of on a decipherable address, and then decides he can ten more minutes of shuteye because he was up all night watching booby…

So us drivers, we’re just donating our time then?

I don’t think “killed” and “murdered” are synonyms.

This lady is hilarious. Love her.

I enjoyed this piece. I worked in radio for 21 years. My dad’s only advice was to join the Navy. I actually did that, and got kicked out after 6 weeks for my asthma. Now? I’m a publisher, photographer, and writer, fields of pursuit totally alien to my Army-Reservist/Carpenter father.

In plain English, Netflix pays the studios a licensing fee to show their movies and TV shows, and that licensing fee has an expiration date. When the license expires, they have to take the movie or TV show down. This is why so little of Netflix streaming content is watchable, because the studios are charging…

Yeah let’s all cry for the thug. He got paid enough money that he never has to work again unless he wants to. He doesn’t want to work? Fine. Let him go and quit bitching about it. I have a boss too, and if I don’t do what he says, I don’t get to keep my job. Period.