Every one of Julia Beck’s “alarmist scenarios” is actually happening. Keep pretending otherwise, surely there will be no backlash whatsoever if you just ignore the gender critics and dismiss them with a slur.

Does my robot butt look fat?

For their next trick, ESPN will suspend Chris Berman for tweeting vaccine facts at Jenny McCarthy.

So Lavabit would rather go out of business than comply with a lawful request from the government, and this is supposed to impress me? Because it achieves the opposite. It says that Lavabit is being run by glibertarian morons who love their Alex Jones fantasies more than they love their country. That's not something to…