I’ve watched that clip of “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” dozens of times, and until it was mentioned a few places yesterday, I had never seen the narrative that Tom Petty is pissed at Prince through this. They both give each other wry little smiles throughout the performance, and Petty clearly defers to Prince’s…

Give me the phoniest redemption tale and I’ll usually buy it.

Word. Tired of the narrative of “Denver doesn’t stand a chance.” Granted, I wasn’t so sure myself, but Von Miller and Demarcus Ware.

He wasn’t eligible, as it’s not a posthumous award.

The #1 goal of my legal career is to invoke a client’s Third Amendment rights at some point.

He was a partner in the Houston office of my law firm prior to running for Congress. Despite being largely conservative and Republican, everyone in the office (and the firm, generally) loathed him, so much so that to this day, no one wants to use his former office. It’s considered tainted.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

This is the first time I’ve seen more dicks in an article than in the comments section (even Deadspin).