osajohnsonspetzebra
OsaJohnsonsPetZebra
osajohnsonspetzebra

Yep,I caught that too and was like...*crickets*

I think that I will feel shame for being an American until the day that I die over this Presidency. I voted blue in a purple state, so I did my part to try to avert the crisis, but I still feel ill every time that I think of him in the White House. I really did think that the W presidency was the worst that I would

Because he is a garbage person who thinks garbage things and has the sensitivity level of a toddler with a diarrhea-filled diaper.

He’s an outstanding alcoholic.

Team No One.

Here’s my girlfriend’s dog Arnold AKA Bahstin Ahnold (say it in your best New England accent). He kind of decided one day that I’m his best friend. I had no choice in the matter. That’s fine by me because we have since become best Bros. He follows me around my apartment. I haven’t gone to the bathroom alone in years.

This is what a police state looks like.

Good grief.

Florida doesn’t deserve manatees. Actually no one does. Too pure for this world.

Ughhhh I loathe this newish crop of insta girls with the 2-hour makeup and the huge fake lips. They disturb me so much! Don’t they realize it looks like they have a mustache when they smile? I know it’s the new beauty ideal but it’s truly abhorrent. The sheer prevalence of these replicants everywhere probably just

I’m cautiously excited for this.

Why do these bozos keep interviewing her? She’s never given any useful information in a single interview she’s done. The point of interviews is to help inform viewers, and all she does is obfuscate and misdirect. Other than for ratings, there is literally no reason to talk to Conway. Stop giving this sell-out asshole

God, you are such a pussy. Ive lived here for five decades and I never pissed my pants once over immigrants, legal or not. Your ilk does it daily.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Goddamn the mental gymnastics needed to say that the trans bathroom isssue should be left to the states but somehow MARIJUANA needs to be federally-regulated! The hypocrisy is maddening.

Not for me. If anything the workforce has only pushed me to the left. That will happen when you realize your CEO is incompetent, but still makes 400x as much money as you do because he has nice hair.

does anyone else feel like they’ve aged like 15 years in the last 20 days?

But honest question, what are we going to do about it? What are the next steps here? I feel like we are shouting into a void about federal law and ethics and its making me very tired.