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    Generally speaking, battery is defined as unwanted physical contact with one’s person.  So yeah, cutting a seven yro’s hair without her or her guardian’s consent sure as shit constitutes battery in my book.

    just the “Ex” part

    Like almost all “legal enforcement” in China, this had far more to do with pissed off party members than anything Chicken Drumstick was actually doing.  I’m more curious about what actually happened.  

    He has always been a huge dipshit, though.

    Be careful bro.  Wouldn’t want to hurt yourself falling off that high horse.  

    I certainly didn’t see that news. Pretty sweet, actually.

    I feel like there may be some even lower hanging fruit than Mr. Norquist...he’s a turd, don’t get me wrong, but still.

    Amen.

    Agreed. Just glad it wasn’t hanging there for long.

    That is way fucking more than he deserves.  

    I’m just blown away by what they are doing with this game.

    Doc, that’s a little unkind to the six year olds....

    Ah, you must be the KinjaKungen of “KinjaKungen On Torts” fame...

    Nah dude.  Not with the response the company put in.  She will lose at the pleading stage if she sues.  I would be shocked if they settle.  

    Yeah, I mean I truly wish her the best, but I suspect Ms. Brown may have some trouble with the doctrine of comparative negligence if she tries to sue.  

    I mean, it is hard to keep the things fastened given how slimy these Nazi motherfuckers are.

    Really more my thoughts on white people using it, but either way, I am sincerely sorry if I offended you.

    I know, and you are right. But it still blows my mind.  

    White dude here.  Still wondering how some of haven’t read this memo yet.