This is, so far, my favorite post of 2020 . . . laughed my ass off after seeing the pictures of this guy.

This is a really solid list, dude.  

I have no dog in this race, nor any familiarity with the underlying facts, but please, let’s not be unkind to rats and worms, sir.  

“Slander is a criminal offence.”

Christ. Terribly sorry for you.  I hope 2020 is a better year.  

Me too.  

I mean, I feel like it’s a pretty novel case of that, but point taken...

It’s actually a phrase, and it is “craven little bitch.”  

Really grinding that axe today, huh?

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

FUCKING. A.  

So good

A family friend has geese on their farm, which we visited with my 4 yro this past summer.

Fuck Elise Stefanik.  What an asshole.  

The system should be reformed such that there are 27 justices, 9 of which are randomly selected to serve on a given bench (like the Circuit Courts). There should also be 10 year terms, with a maximum of 2 terms per jurist.

Yeah, I don’t know about the rest of it, but that performance sucked. 

Without question, yes.

That’s an awesome one.  I need to do that 

That is fucking funny

Dare I ask what happens if you combine ammonia and bleach?