I am not going to be the guy that turns your 69 stars into 70, so here, have this star.  

Checks out.  

Oh god this is amazing.  How does this only have 9 stars.  

I guarantee you there is nothing massive about his tool.  

Lol.  1/5 man.  Come on.  

Dammit we’ve needed Jon Stewart so badly these past three years.  

I cannot fucking wait.  

I recently saw Bret Stephens bloviate for about 30 minutes at a public event I was forced to attend for work reasons.

Did you really do that?  It occurred to me that this would be an effective weapon, and that the airlines are going to clash with the credit card companies one day soon.  

So good. 

And submarine hulls.  Don’t forget those.  

You’re not.  I’m psyched.  

I’m so sorry for your loss.  Wishing you strength. 

Terribly sorry for your loss. 

This is pretty fucking amusing...

WOW good reference

ASU FTW!

That one made me mouthpuke a little too.  

That dude is a fucking badass.  McGregor is a punk.  

Well done.