Checks out.  

Oh god this is amazing.  How does this only have 9 stars.  

I guarantee you there is nothing massive about his tool.  

Lol.  1/5 man.  Come on.  

Dammit we’ve needed Jon Stewart so badly these past three years.  

I cannot fucking wait.  

I recently saw Bret Stephens bloviate for about 30 minutes at a public event I was forced to attend for work reasons.

Did you really do that?  It occurred to me that this would be an effective weapon, and that the airlines are going to clash with the credit card companies one day soon.  

So good. 

And submarine hulls.  Don’t forget those.  

This is pretty fucking amusing...

WOW good reference

ASU FTW!

That dude is a fucking badass.  McGregor is a punk.  

Well done.  

Uh...may I please hear a funny story? 

lol

Hey. Kink shaming is frowned upon round about these parts.

This story deserves far more than the short shrift you’ve given it.  Please.  Inquiring minds must know.  

“[Pantsing is] a strong contender for Shittiest Thing Ever.”