I find the entire family vile, and feel terrible for this kid, but that is some pretty breathtaking speculation, yo.

LOL. You dummy.

“It’s unclear whether he and Spacey have entered into a settlement agreement.”

Where he will hopefully catch many additional beatings, among other things.  

Man. You are just all over the map, huh buddy?

Condolences to his loved ones. Very sad.  

You should look into the concept of projection, friend.  You’re making a fool of yourself. 

You are so commendably patient.  

There’s a “hold my beer” joke in there somewhere, but I’m just too tired and disgusted to find it.

Again.

Everything about this post is pure genius.  

Nice work. I’ve never seen such an effective takedown of a troll. The fact that this turd didn’t get it and is still going for laughs on the same joke is hilarious.

I mean, given the father, I feel like prescience really doesn’t come into it...

On fire today dude

To who?  Which Elder God even wants that shit? 

I also wanted to know this.  

Nah. Fuck this turd.  He’s a pretty bad person.  

“Carlson, whose face is perpetually frozen in a state between concern and confusion”

I’m sorry, but who the fuck is this guy?