Again.

Everything about this post is pure genius.  

Nice work. I’ve never seen such an effective takedown of a troll. The fact that this turd didn’t get it and is still going for laughs on the same joke is hilarious.

I mean, given the father, I feel like prescience really doesn’t come into it...

On fire today dude

To who?  Which Elder God even wants that shit? 

I also wanted to know this.  

Nah. Fuck this turd.  He’s a pretty bad person.  

“Carlson, whose face is perpetually frozen in a state between concern and confusion”

I’m sorry, but who the fuck is this guy?  

“the 80s were a long time ago!”

Reading is hard, but worth it. I know the attempts at snarkiness can sometimes get in the way of this effort, but I think you’ll find that your snark game improves dramatically when you know what the fuck you’re talking about.

This all sounds exhausting. How the do these nutjobs have the energy for this headspinning nonsense?

Psssttt...it’s not a real animal!!

Enjoy.  Outstanding record, and band.  

That was fantastic.

Why thank you.  Looking forward to the new record, allegedly later this year.  

Thanks for the link. I gotta be honest, reading about the women in the article you linked contending with this tension really made me cringe.

You should consider decaf, my friend.  

underrated