Strongly suspect it’s a two-for-one deal.  

God that was good.  

Fair. I was, apologies if unclear

So was mine.  It turnabout not allowed either? 

Is your entire family a collection of dicks? 

Ugh...no information on the actual amount of caffeine, at least not in the abstract.

I laughe really hard at this. 

That is some weaksauce false equivalence right there.

Amen

lol.  Boom goes the dynamite...

All due respect, bu I’m pretty sure that is complete nonsense. The “feeling of being suffocated” is a result of oxygen deprivation — not the presence of CO2 (or other gases) in the lungs. You would not fall asleep, you would lose consciousness in an exceedingly traumatic manner.

God, she is the fucking worst.

At my first and only Fugazi gig, my friend was a bouncer at the tiny club (Trax, in Charlottesville, VA — we barely knew ye).

That was a thing of beauty.

Fuck this dumb ass.  I’m a life-long Dem, and a born and raised NYCer.  Fuck this guy.  I cannot fathom how he got a second term.  Bumbling asshat.  

Not this one.

I’m shocked to hear that, I tell you.  SHOCKED.  

“She has no gay friends.”

Oh, WELL-played, sir/ma’am, well-played indeed!

How do you deal with what must be constant disappointment in your God’s failure to deliver?