All due respect, bu I’m pretty sure that is complete nonsense. The “feeling of being suffocated” is a result of oxygen deprivation — not the presence of CO2 (or other gases) in the lungs. You would not fall asleep, you would lose consciousness in an exceedingly traumatic manner.

God, she is the fucking worst.

At my first and only Fugazi gig, my friend was a bouncer at the tiny club (Trax, in Charlottesville, VA — we barely knew ye).

That was a thing of beauty.

Fuck this dumb ass.  I’m a life-long Dem, and a born and raised NYCer.  Fuck this guy.  I cannot fathom how he got a second term.  Bumbling asshat.  

Not this one.

I’m shocked to hear that, I tell you.  SHOCKED.  

“She has no gay friends.”

Oh, WELL-played, sir/ma’am, well-played indeed!

How do you deal with what must be constant disappointment in your God’s failure to deliver? 

I’ve lost a lot of people to cancer.  This still made me laugh.  

“I am not sure how and why anyone would expect us to apologize to a Nazi.”

If you were truly uncouth, you would include “feckless” in there somewhere.  

That is unfair to tsetse flies man.  Come on.  

beat me to it. 

I would like you to tutor my daughter when she is a bit older.  What are your rates? 

1) How the fuck are you ungreyed with no replies and no stars? 

To me, the food items are absolutely verboten, full stop.

Checks out.  

oooof