In my mind, the cheap patron was the flair-obsessed shill from Office Space.

This is like the lost Tim and Eric tapes or something...I was laughing uncontrollably when the cheese shovel came out, goddamn that was some weird, funny shit.

So where’s this data coming from?

I’m leaning that way, honestly. Really thrilled to put this baby through its paces, and I can’t think of a better way.  Though New Vegas is tempting, I have to admit.  

I still haven’t, but I just bought a new rig. Downloading off steam now.

Yes. I think his point (and certainly mine) was that you’re pretty bad at it.  

Congratulations.  That was ignorant even for the internet.  

I’m all for profane hyperbole, but going straight to multiple instances of incest like that was....weird, man.

This is brilliant.

Nope.  Nope, you are not.  

I think I cracked a rib laughing at this....

I don’t disagree.  It’s just hard for me to imagine a law firm permitting this kind of PR damage just for one client that is obviously circling the drain.

I had the same thought. Manafort has real lawyers. This kind of eff up doesn’t make sense at first blush.  

I love this post so fucking much...

Zero dollars. To the contrary, I would need to be paid a substantial sum of money to use facebook for a year.

what were the transcripts of? 

Amen, brother. Mine’s three. I’ve already had to explain to several people whey it’s inappropriate to inform me that “she’s really going to be fending them off with a stick when she’s older.”  The first time I heard that was in response to a picture taken when she was 2.  People are fucked up.  

Nice....

Why would there be economy of scale in this scenario? That makes no sense to me.

Well put!