Wow.  Just, wow.  

Wow.  That is...perfect...

He doesn’t have any, clearly.  

what a little bitch...thank you for that.  

Oh, man. Points for “shitwaffle,” friend.

These trolls are laughable, too.   

You been playing Far Cry too? 

Exactly what I was thinking when I read that 

Bravo!!!

Love this man.  

Yeah.  Please tell me all about writing to impress no one.  You clearly have a handle on it.  

Ok, kiddo.  Whatever you say.  

I truly meant no disrespect.

LOL...is that true? 

You’re not a bad liberal, you’re a tough one. We need more of those, because we’re using pea shooters against scoundrels armed with stingers.  

I’m not sure if this was purposeful, but you’ve set up a false equivalency here. Specifically, there are many, many people in the first category (and thus in aggregate, could impact outcomes), and very few people, if any, in the latter category.  So there is no equivalence there.  

Dude...Decaf. Look into it.

Yeah, it was safe to say that a loooonnngggg time ago....

Is there a different kind? 

There is also, you know, the possibility that the devastation is an involuntary emotional response unrelated to the suddenness or unanticipated nature of a death.