Similar experiences here. Did you happen to go to school in the midwest?

The least he could have done was invite the owner in on the action. It could have provided slight catharsis, even.

This comforts me.

A star for the drugs.

A star for your name.

That Naomi Campbell catwalk video holy shit

Oh my gawd, that sweet, sullen face.

That sounds awful and you are a good person.