Dude, this “oh if a dem did it” shit is hardly edgy or a hot take. For pity’s sake if you dig it, praise, if you don’t, don’t but really this finger pointing at a nonexistent hive mind of dems that defend everything a seemingly liberal administration does is just so tired and old.

May I direct you to her birther bullshit on The View?

I’ll say that, aesthetically, I like this weird shit, and it’s certainly more aesthetically interesting than the he-Trump’s “gold-plated-hamburger” attitude toward decor. But that doesn’t make the Trumps any less horrific pieces of shit.

If she were married to a “liberal” President, there would still be jokes, but they’d likely be about the how the bleak, scary, kind of experimental aesthetics of the decorations reflect the darker and more baffling aspects of Slavic culture - the AVClub would probably drop a Worker and Parasite reference.

Well, maybe if trump and his supporters weren’t the first ones to publicly  mock, deride, and even outright threaten others with ideas, styles, or customs that weren’t in line with their own, maybe people would cut them a little more slack. I know I would.

Actually, I see you as rude and fucking obnoxious. My opinion of the white house decorations is just that, an opinion. It cannot be right or wrong because it is a matter of taste. You come in and say that people who don’t like her decorations are choosing to not like them only because we are either liberally-biased or…

Actually decorating this way by a liberal first family would have Fox news screeching Satanism and probably articles of impeachment would be soon behind.

Your “method” for calling out hypocrisy is to make irrelevent comments on a silly article about Christmas decoration. Thank god you’re here to save liberals from themselves.

“I’m not trying to offend anyone here though.” 

you would make a great press secretary

Just gotta get through this, Melania, she thinks as she walks through the whispering wood. Just gotta get through this.

Its all about him, every paragraph turns into self congratulation. 

“I can name some black people, so I understand black people, and they love me. Don’t believe anything the press says about me, because I have proven that the blacks love me and that I can name some of them.”

And you thought Sarah Palin could talk nonsense...

“Me, me, they said the blacks would stop me but I beat them because I’m so awesome, me, the media is Sad! except for the channel that just fired their only black person so thanks white folks, me, my staffer wrote down the names of the famous blacks who are too dead to oppose me and you can tell I love the blacks…

Well it’s certainly not Jive or Ebonics. Maybe it’s Whibonics? No, no that can’t be it it. Oh wait.....I know what this is. It’s Bullshit! All he’s saying is pure unadulterated bullshit.

“It’s not only housing. You don’t need to be a brain surgeon to handle housing. Believe me. But it doesn’t hurt, right Benzo Ben? But it’s not only housing. It’s urban and development, too. So how about it for the blacks? Thank you.”

Clip and save: this is applicable to everything.

“I don’t want to be here, but they promised me peeing prostitutes if I did this, so I’m here doing this, in the most bigly way possible. Dr. King was ok, but I’m the one who made him famous by keeping his statue in my office. Also, I won the African American vote by -88% despite the media’s false claims that I…

“I’m a fucking idiot.”