Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Honest question here: why should we give a shit what other fans think about then? Why should any fan, really?

Your team is owned by a man who is buried so deep in the Presidents bucket of extra crispy that he was named ambassador to the United Kingdom.

Kanye’s mom’s death? Jesus you’re really reaching now. Do you really think Swift did any research into the specific day? This is all label driven.

You should see the other guy

The residents were pissed, and petitioned the Board of Supervisors to nullify the sale. One resident explained to The San Francisco Chronicle the shock that they, the city’s wealthy, could be so rudely taken advantage of

Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo:

Oh, a wise guy, eh?

I was promised fundamentals!

My sister once said Popeye’s is gross and I wanted to break off the siblinghood right then and there for that blasphemy. For all the shit you can talk about “Little Nicky”, at least it didn’t cross THAT line.

University officials became suspicious when they heard strange noises coming from Freeze’s office late at night. In particular, the sound of the coach bellowing, “Winter is coming!”

Yeah I’ve had sex too, but I don’t throw a press conference to announce it. Act like you’ve been there before, man!

Here’s how we do this fairly: If you get bitten, or nipple twisted, or given the complimentary prostate exam, you let the hands fly. The refs stop the fight. Everybody looks at the inciting incident. If they find nothing you get a red card. If they find any other shenanigans they are carded and you are given a round…

The beautiful game people!

To be fair, Keefe, Dale and Holley all have great chemistry together now as well. Never listened to 98.5 as we don’t get it out here in Western Mass, but I love the addition of Keefe to the afternoon show.

Back when I listened to EEI still, I really liked Dale and Holly the best. They were the only ones who used to do in depth Bruins talk back in the early 00's.

I really miss the Jones-Keefe team. I listen only to Toucher and Rich now; all others are a zero on the entertainment scale.

Keefe is great. The guy is just smarter and calmer than everyone else. He must be infuriating to argue with.

Bostonian. I grew up on the South Shore of Massachusetts in a “suburb” called Braintree. I got into Sports radio in the mid 1990's when Weei was on the ascent.

Good thinking, my friend.