Kasino’s friends AIRMezz, Roll-X, Barkenbag and Veblen Goodz could not be reached for comment.

That’s a good dog. And those are stupid people.

In the past 24 hours, we’re supposed to be outraged that Peter Parker wasn’t magically reborn black, that a guy that likely had a union compensation clause for termination was terminated with compensation, the French president making a very thoughtful statement on the efficacy of foreign monetary aid to countries…

Everyone’s priorities are all sorts of screwed up right now. too much of the world right now is about feeling morally self-righteous and superior over others instead of finding ways to connect and celebrate good works like this--about feeling right over actually being right.

IF IT WERE POSSIBLE TO GIVE AN ANGRY FACE EMOJI, I WOULD DO SO, BUT AS THIS RATING SYSTEM REQUIRES ME TO GIVE AT LEAST ONE STAR, I WILL GIVE IT TWO. TWO STARS FOR THE MICROWAVED VEGGIE WEINER AND THE BUTTHOLE.

This tweet reply in support of her meltdown totally clinched the stereotype.

I’m especially baffled by the two stars. The body of the post vaccilates between “I go here because I have few options” and “I saw an anus” and “the food is microwaved weiners that take a long time”. Why two? It reads like one of those reviews that start with “I’D GIVE THIS PLACE ZERO STARS IF I COULD!!”

Because people assume racism? Once the answer is given (it’s not hard to just say “K means strikeout, and they’re counting strikeouts”), the confusion ends.

ALL LETTERS CAN BE USED TO SPELL BAD THINGS AND THEREFORE ARE SCARY; WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THE ALPHABET WE KNOW IS ABOLISHED AND A NEW, KINDER ALPHABET RID OF HATRED IS INTRODUCED!

Yeah, this article should have been formatted as “A. Haha look at this moron on Twitter” followed by “B. This is the story about where the ‘K’ notation came from and why it’s used in parks today!”

It was only temporary, he was going to inevitably get a fourth strikeout— WHICH MADE KKKK, AND THAT STOOD FOR KOLOSSAL KU KLUX KLAN THE SECRET UBER ORGANIZATION THAT WAS THE REAL POWER BEHIND THE THRONE

It happens to the best of us, cementguy.

“Hetha Connah. Come vith me if you vant to....lift.”

I do like how the tone of this piece and the comments is cautiously supportive, and that’s really only because the decision was unanimous. Had this split the court in any way, it wouldn’t be treated as such. It’s considered ‘good’ mostly because RBG/Kagan/Sotomayor are on board.

Pretty bad look of the team to be celebrating so heartily about this opinion. It only puts the spotlight on the fact that the name is so offensive that a government agency thought it should deny a trademark. They can only celebrate because Redskins is similar to Slants in terms of offensiveness, and the team does NOT…

Using his logic, 3 black players should be ok. If two are ok and four are a gang, three, aside from being a crowd, should be just fine. Unless he wants to clarify further, he is missing out on a black player.

A gold star to any team that does Who, What, I don’t know, Why, Because, Tomorrow, Today, and I Don’t Care.

Reds don’t need jerseys to honor the Bengals. All they have to do is go out and commit various felonies.

I wish the NFL would do this just so we can see what Gronk comes up with.

If any team has the heart to go with the full suite of David Ryder nicknames, those players will win my heart forever.