Wrong, wrong, wrong about Infinite Jest. Start over. Read without the footnotes.

Because you wouldn't want anyone to see the one decent musical performance of the evening.

The post coming-out series story lines mirrored many actual post coming-out experiences.  Finally liberated from the shackles of secrecy, many go through a period of wanting the world to know every detail of their experience.  Even the most open-minded people aren't necessarily that comfortable with being regaled by…

Do you think we could get the Prez to put Coke bottles on all his fingers and clink them together?  "Teabaggers, come out to play-ay."

I am still waiting for my hoverboard.

Rob just cannot stand prosperity.

Wait, isn't that the new Scott Walker single?