He might have to back that axe up.
Frankie Says Relax (Oy! Oy! Oy!)
"Bazinga" is muttered in a low, raspy mumble. A single gunshot is heard and then silence. Slow pan to a "I Want to Believe" ufo poster and hold for a full silent two minutes. Credits and no music.
We see the Maytag repairman with his face in his hands, crying in front of a running dryer. A heavy thud keeps pounding from the turning machine, growing louder along with his sobs. The weight could be that of a pair of heavy boots, or perhaps…..
At least it wasn't a run-in with Gary Coleman's bicycle repairman. I can't remember if he attacked Arnold and his friend or managed WKRP first.
About his close relationship with God? It's doubtful.
Now I do.
The Goldenaxe movie better be one continuous, panning shot from left to right without stopping. Starring Tom Hardy as "Barbarian dude", Patton Oswalt as "the dwarf" and former WWE star Chyna as "the Amazonian warrior". With special appearances by Nic Cage as "End Boss" and Daniel Day-Lewis as "ride-able dragon/bird…
Soooooo, mental problems, right? Like most pious losers, he should get up from the pew and go to a psychologist. Also, everything Alan Thicke touches turns to s*&t so I cast some blame his way for this sack of garbage and his smugness. He learned that self-satisfied grin somewhere. Just jutting it out there like a…
In Howard's origina story we learn that his parents were murdered for Pate de Foie Gras. Training montage. Graphic duck on human sex scene. Howard walks in slow motion away from a burning Foie Gras factory. Credits rolls and slap on Cake's song 'The Distance' and we're done.
I don't want to live in a world where another Paul Blart movie is considered tolerable. Nay, I refuse.
Kirk fails to realize that his brother-in-law has run the garden hose from the tailpipe into the back window. Continues to talk (looking up for quick "facts" to pull from God's ass). mid-sermon his head falls limp and, as his head hits the dashboard, most of his front teeth are loudly knocked out. His brother-in-law…
Space Mutiny is a pretty incredible episode. Also Master Ninja I is great, for an episode from an earlier season with Joel. Master Ninja II ain't too shabby either.
Or you can watch any episode you want (pretty much) here: http://www.club-mst3k.com/
I like that one of the reviewers from Canada (that totally isn't a friend of Feldman's, says, "I look forward to Truth Movement's next album."
That must be some weird existence their living if it's true.
I'm sorry Drake but we're only allowed to have one incompetent chef in this kitchen at a time. Although, I'm glad to see that your bowel movements have improved since last we spoke.
I'm sorry Drake but we're only allowed to have one incompetent chef in this kitchen at a time. Although, I'm glad to see that your bowel movements have improved since last we spoke.