(Timmy remix, DJ Cripple Fight)

That album is incredible.

For some reason this reminds me of Jerry Lewis’ ill-conceived Holocaust-clown movie “The Day the Clown Cried” (1972) that he smartly vaulted for as long as possible. In a later interview he blamed his weird drive to finish that movie without financial backers (who had all dropped out) on excessive pill-popping. I…

Hell, make it Kevin James.

Well, from the hand signs in the picture above, The Rock chose “paper.” Tyrese chose “scissors.” Who’s the loser now!?

“I felt ashamed until now to admit that I was abducted by aliens and probed. I am seeking help for my intergalactic trauma. I apologize if YOUR offended by my grabby hands. It is just an alien thing. Did I mention that I’m gay. Because I am and that’s a thing that I am. Look over there!” (smoke bomb disappears)

Do androids cry?

I have a sneaking suspicion that this script was punched up by Jackie “The Jokeman” Martling. The visionary that brought us “Jackie’s Joke Hunt” and his seminal standup album “Hot Dogs and Donuts.”

A fistful of ‘ludes and a cold turkey pot pie.

I’m pretty sure they have that affliction a lot of wrestlers and boxers have where they have no inside voice or control over their emotions.