'Colombian Munching Powder'

You can't! It's madness!

Or the cathartic melodies of GWAR.

So… I'll just go light another candle for Chet Desmond then… it's a lonely vigil.

It does no such thing. It just makes a bunch of pieces with no natural handle.

Operation:

Oh, I'm sure, I have very high confidence in that 'several hundred' figure. Millions is a good bet though.

There were no pyrotechnics.

That is just… wooo, not a lineup for a concert I would care to attend… on the other hand, there's several hundred people that would prefer this concert not be necessary… so… have fun everybody!

That's the thing! He's like 'the bad boy' of rare book procurement. He doesn't need your 'rules' lieutenant! But damn it! He gets results!

I like Ninth Gate, but Ghost Writer is better.

Sure, and yes it still tastes pretty coffee-y…

Wait until he finds out about that crow.

Hah! 'Bound'! Because she ties people up! I get it!

It was sort of weird how Captain America fought 'Hydra' because… they're worse than Nazis? Like… Nazis are still pretty bad, you'd think Steve would have something to say about that. Like, I get it, they didn't want to imbue The First Avenger with a lot of Holocaust baggage, it's still dissonant.

Hmmm I do poop when I'm on earth. Maybe they have a point.

Ohhhh it was sooooo good!

They were three ladies…each more beautiful than the last. Those hats really do a number on me.

You can stay drunk forever if you inject my blood.

Just, don't fuck with the NPS. I went on a tour of Mammoth Caves knocked off a small chunk of wall in a section. 3 hot rangers ambushed me when I got off the bus… it took 20 minutes to convince them I didn't pocket any cave and they didn't offer to sleep with me and my girlfriend at the time.