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Orson Hyde
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Yeah, I mean the first one. Like, the scene is well staged but the characters are inept.

They're still doing the moves at half speed, and you can see the gym mats…

Staging a 'clumsy' action scene has got to be way more challenging than a stylish, super choreographed one. I may be wrong, but I prefer the former.

Shit, they event put up with me! The only commandment I haven't broken is coveting my neighbors ass.

It is a fact.

I'm on the edge of my seat!

Hmmm thanks for answering in a forthright way.

That guy doesn't know the difference between 'hate' and 'disdain'.

My lawn is friendly and won't bite.

'I don't really kiss'? Who says that? What's the deal?

Get off my lawn!

If you listen to enough stupid people tell you that you're the smartest for listening to their stupid shit, it starts to sink in.

If what he is reading has convincened him that he is 'correct'… I wouldn't describe that as 'well-read'.

I sure hope so.

It's not great background music at the bar.

They do good stuff at Starz.

I suppose that I'd feel the same way about 13 Hours, if I had seen it.

Coming at it from a decade later, it gets a lot cornier.

6, 7, 8 are like a Vin Diesel fever dream. It's amazing to see all that id

Man… what a bunch of stupid fun.