On shrooms!

I'll eat the scorpions to establish dominance.

Is your milkshake empty?

Isn't it just HILARIOUS how everyone in Hollywood has cell phones?

Your Uncle is awesome.

Oh come on, Unbreakable sucks, but the Hobbit part one got released.

I'll register an amount of disagreement.

8 year old me convinced my dad to take me to 'Cool World'. As a result he taught me how the local public transit system and movie times in the paper work.

I had to reread the book and see them movie again. I was that mystified by how bad it fucked up.

The movie is better than the book.

Oh it's so shit.

Like, they're all bad movies, but I don't think they know what it's like growing up in Phoenix. I'd see any damn drek to get out of the heat then pop into a few other screenings because fuck it, why not? 'Hollywood Homocide' 'Leathal Weapon 4' 'Pearl Harbor' 'Bicentenial Man' 'MasterMinds' 'Osmosis Jones', whatever……

Some people have no taste.

You just need to find your animality.

It took me about 4 tries to watch it an remember how it ended because I was always too drunk/high. However when I finally did watch it closer to sober, the hazy memories of what's going on and happening to the characters really added to the experience.

I'm incapable of disliking Event Horizon.

I saw it as kid ('95ish)… I thought it was a visually neat space adventure film

Get off my lawn.

But there WILL be… it's right there in the title.

I found one when I was driving through Idaho… "Frost Heaves" it was a DOT sign and I thought "What the hell is a Frost Heave, is it something that a Frost Troll would keep as a pet? Or some sort of first aid manouver…?" I was having a fun little riff when my car hit a bump so savage that my head hit the ceiling of of…