All of the advice this week was "[shrugs] Beats me? I don't know… get over it or don't?"

You always make their week when you show up at Officemax.

Maybe she assumes you all know, or would be cool with it anyway and is forgoing the 'ceremony' of coming out? Maybe she's not super settled on Nebraska GF and doesn't want to pressure the relationship by making it 'the One she came out with'? Most likely, she's working a deep cover asset, investigating the unsafe work…

Ooo too soon.

The animation and sound design for Killing Joke were shockingly bad.

(Keep away from pregnant women or women who may be ovulating)

Yeah, the dud Just Can Not de-escalate… He has to contest every last thing, either by temperament, or as ordered.

The Russian support makes sense now… Only they have the infrastructure for how low the bar can go.

Yes, I am so lonely.

Street food, like pizza slices, doughnuts, tacos etc are a marriage of convenience and deliciousness, and striking that balance. Sure you didn't get the best doughnut in town, but it wasn't, like, full of bees or whatever.

Yeah, they did go over the top a bit. On the other hand. One is an educational/charity organization that is opposed to religious/ethnic genocide and the other is a Press Secretary that seems to have gotten a communications degree from Bovine University…

*(Kosher option not available)

Hah! Classic Spicy!

I dislike the culture of it all (incoming straw man example)
"I got a slice of pizza at a place."
"Really, where?"
"Some joint up the block called [whatever]"
"Oh don't got to that place, you really have go to this other place that isn't convenient for you to pop into."
"oh…"

I'm old school, I'll just bang my wife on recently purchased soil. Times have changed though. Instead of a fertile tract on the Palantine, I dump a bag of potting soil on the floor.

Trump thought he had it sorted out when he told the WH Chef that "His motherfucking world begins and ends at ham."

Oh man I'd rather not participate in the 3rd reich, but if I had to, it would be at the Pfergasmaskewerks.

There's some legal and historical hairs that can be split but… well it's just icky… Also, spice is such a bad rhetorician that he can't even Godwin properly.

Wait… Does Trump sign his wife's name for her? Or do they just have crazy similar handwriting?

The only reason that happened is because major carriers started charging crazy fees for checked bags.