Yes.

The art direction alone is worth the ticket.

It took my browser an extra 3 minutes to load the giant grain of salt needed to read the article.

You know when I first heard that there would be a new Akira movie? 1996.

Heavens! They brought the damp!

Cooked beans or dry beans?

Agh! He's got that statute printed out o a card, laminated, and he keeps it with him at all times! Ugh, gross…. ick! Fucking who does that? Does he have multiple in case one gets damaged? Gross dude… fucking, gross.

Eh… I don't know… how would a Cyborg stand alone movie from 2015/14ish make this any better? The 'team up movie first, solo movies later' isn't a bad idea. It's just that WB has spectacularly mishandled it.

Oh it's a huge 'if'… and in this case, it's that Snyder's movies are getting longer and longer while getting much worse.

The ham to cheese ratio is way out of whack. Vin is a cheesy guy, not a hammy guy.

It might have been Bill Paxton.

I almost forgot about 9/11, and then I got that coin!

I think they look much younger these days. When I was 19, it's like 'wow a hot cheerleader'. No, 15 years later, it's like 'wow that cheerleader is suuuuuper young'… What's up with that?

Don't beat yourself up, being a Crank is a big tent.

I was way more health conscious back in the day. I would drink Natural Light.

Oh I am sooo signing up for that.

Don't get me wrong, I'd show up for a new Riddick movie on day one! Diesel has [utterly, bafflingly] managed to claw together a wildly successful career totally disproportionate to his talents and charisma. He does this by playing the lead in 'team-up' pictures where a lot of the plot involves the rest of the team in…

It's a wonderful film.

It turns out that money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Show me on the doll. Where did the release date touch you?