How's a 'Smelt Fry' work? Genuinely curious…

AND HE'S GOING TO WIN!

So… here's the beef with Jupiter Ascending…
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You ready?
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It should be called Jupiter Falls and Gets Caught By Channing Tatum A Lot.

Between this and Ghost in the Shell, it should be a good year for eyeballs.

I like Dane DeHaan, but that little shit ripped the spotlight from Lukas Haas… Nick Sthal has no comment.

Well class… you see, when a waffle is crispy on the outside and the spaghetti is cooked al dente and dressed with extra virgin olive oil… You pile that spaghetti in a mound on the plate and gently slide in the waffle perpendicular to the plate. It can be a very exciting time when you first slide a waffle into…

Well cooked spaghetti is a wonderful vehicle for sauce, lot's of different sauces. Sometimes its fine on its own or as a side. So, girls… any questions?

You… you aren't getting married to your sister? Right?

When I read #7, I punched a wall so hard it broke three bones in my hand.

"My students have no good male role models, also the holocaust is a lie."

Hey now, it's a classy hat. There's a lot of hardworking volunteers and community organizers trying to remove the assholes from underneath them.

I'm going to file the paperwork to revoke that guy's Stetson Privileges.

She's been running an underground kickboxing tournament in Cambodia.

Like… I guess you could roll it around a stick of butter, or something.

Yeah, this week is going to be weird. a 'grey market' streaming service that I've been using appears to have drifted out to sea.

They still make that show? I thought they ran out of poofy-coifed British men… Eh, might as well keep it around until Andrew Garfield comes of age.

The most number on the side of a bottle of Rolling Rock.

Huzzah!

That's dark shit.

Right, Fargo doesn't come out until the 19th… I'll calm down.