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Orson Hyde
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Why hasn't Akroyed tried to do a 'Sneakers' update? That seems up in his paranoid wheelhouse. Not like, a direct reboot, but another 'misfit ensemble contemporary techno-thriller thing'. He could cast himself as the bloviating media straw man or something. Like 'Now You See Me' and 'Spartan' had a baby.

It was pretty shitty, and he hijacked 'Lawless'… but he did good work in 'Fury'. I thought there was going to be a lot more of him doing character actor work. His filmography is mostly shit, but he's a good actor. I guess he's going down with the 'conceptual artist' ship.

I told you Anton, we're in America now. No more brooms.

Awww I'll be out of town.

"Just climb up a tentacle Paul! Then you can wave the sack of pepper under his nose to make him sneeze!"
"How. Will. That. Help. Us?"
"I DON'T KNOW!"

That sounds like it could make a good movie, but, that was a very misleading headline.

You gotta get it all in by 11. (Do bars still close at 11 there?)

Oh yeah, is that Juggalo March on Washington still happening?

He's certainly commited to it, and this one wasn't 'borrowed' from Daniel Clowes.

Dude, I'm not an artist, but, have thought about, like… spikes?

'A Streetcar Naked Desire'? EDIT: so, I skipped over the article to make this joke. Who's the stupid one now?

[sigh… I swore to stop doing this] "Liberal Fascists censor butt-shots from victory poses. Weak Blizzard caves to snowflakes. Send tribute pics of censored butt shot to @[REDACTED] and @[REDACTED] and @[REDACTED]. Show feminazis what real MEN do! Sad."

Well of course, I only trust 'right thinking patriots' to scream a lot about how a game 'SUXX PWN-KEY DIX!'

I was never a big fan of his work.

That sounds about right for 22.

Their dudnerheaded approach to culture and interpreting it has made them quite mockable.

Well, they co-opted the ring cycle.

'SuKKKer Club'? …just spitballing here.

Mountebanks, the lot of them.
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-Double Note: Hey assholes! Time goes one way. One. Fucking. Way. Stop trying to make yourself feel better with some stupid 'If only it could be like [this] again…' horseshit. History is a teachable signpost for where we've been,

Get. Out. (or stay, whatever…)