Do you not like the chantier songs? The ones where Darnielle is really straining his voice? If the answer is yes, you might want to spring for Get Lonely as soon as you can. Try this track on for size: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

You could say that Officer Dave's return is kind of emblematic of everything Parks did wrong in its later seasons. The writers knew people wanted certain things to come back, but brought them back in misguided ways that harmed our memory of these earlier successes. See also: Little Sebastian

That's one of my three favorite episodes, probably. You should listen to all of Tallahassee at some near opportunity. It's really worth it.

If wallflower doesn't mind, I'm gonna do a little 'Orrisinsweden Is Listening To…' thing real quick.

Could it be time again? It might as well be!

Errol Morris at Criterion; relaxing, looking blue.

Good soy, bun. Good soy.

Are one in three fifteen year olds really on drugs? No! We proved it in tests.

Watch Brass Eye immediately. I'd watch it more while I was slacking off, but I laugh too often and loudly during it. (Not that I'm a person at all good at stifling laughter, but…) And if you haven't seen the Paedogeddon special, well.

Do you still have your stash of yellow bentines? You don't want to end up like a bloody piano dentist. I'll tell you what, I'll give you thirty quid for one clarky cat.

Even if it's not on your end, there's still very likely misunderstanding there, which is incredibly important to note. You're trying to create a relationship where the woman can reach out to you if she needs the support. That's very noble, but it's really tough in your scenario. Good luck, and I wish you the best.

I'm clueless about most things, so I don't know why the hell I'm replying, but I will anyway.

If you want to get more into Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast, try episodes 120, 131, 150, 245, 253, and 265. Also listen to U Talkin' U2 To Me.

I just rewatched that show last week, and goddamn; whatever qualms I may have over the first two seasons getting repetitive are blown out of the water by season three. Honestly, when shit like "Nature" goes down, or when the pure horror of the teacher segments of "Alone" hit you…I don't even know what to say.

The Emmys have snubs just as bad. I can't believe Moral Orel didn't win for Oustanding Comedy or Drama Series for that episode where Orel's mother mutilates her vagina repeatedly with a jackhammer so she can orgasm.

She’s Jane’s only friend
She’s not Jane’s only friend
But she’s a real attractive friend
But really, she's not gonna fuck Spacey
But will she?

Some days, after about 17 calls from telemarketers that I foolishly get up to check every time, I imagine that one glorious moment when I'll pick up the phone and play the sound of turtles fucking just loud and long enough for them to hang up on me.

Lovefest: Music Update #1

It's actually some British show where a couple go in a box on stage to have sex, and then they come out and talk about it. Don't worry, it's getting a North American adaptation.

At least it's not goddamn Sex Box.