I hear that Gordon is actually joining the 5th season of Game of Thrones.
Reason being that he will be allowed to gut the misanthrope cooks with a dull fish-knife rather than just curse at them!

We're boned.

Is this a religion yet?
No?

For many years it was an unwritten rule that Scoobie was never to be on the sound stage with females in heat. Unfortunately, through a bizarre series of scheduling screw-ups the Doo-Man entered the building at exactly the wrong time for Vellma.
The above picture was taken just seconds before all hell broke loose!
The…

"The box. You opened it. We came. Now you must come with us, taste our pleasures."

Caught my computer lurking on "midget clown" porn sites just the other day. If that is not a sign of sentience, I'm not sure what is!

On the brighter side….. The "nose-hair" mustache was in its glory days at this time!

I do not care how much money I am offered!!!

I'm hoping their new show will have a "dead porn star" theme, and will entail watching old stag loops to see if any orgasms from beyond are detected.

Robot Chickens 5 minute take on Sailor Moon was better then the combined output of the original.

She WAS a thirteen year olds sex fantasy though….but one that could pull your arms out of their sockets.

AAAaaaand this would be the second comi…naaahhh, too easy.

….and where the hell did the CW even FIND a virgin?

FINALLY!!!
I've been asking Santa for this for over 30 years.

Well, when I was younger I thought the world rotated around my genitals.
Does that count?

…..and the sky shall burst open, raining stinky cheese and unicorn hearts upon the plains. The Dark Lord- Spanky McShinypants shall laugh with unfettered glee!

I know this is wrong on just so many levels…but I dream of being abused by Alice in her little ref outfit.

It's his slave name! If he was really serious about cutting all ties to his heathen past, he would rename himself something like- Holden McShinypants.

I would guess that their characters are in the range of 23-24ish, although I do not believe it has ever been specifically established.

Please , please , PLEASE…. just let me enjoy this wonderfully erotic gay porn without all the political connotations.