Damn it!!!
Now who is going to build the Fri**ng radio out of two coconuts and a used condom?

Hmmmm….and here I thought that Dan was being particularly rough on the questioners this week. All a matter of prospective I guess.

The tour is waaaaay too long.

Wait, so dinosaurs didn't talk???
The next thing you'll tell me is that mice don't wear white gloves and shorts!
That's just crazy talk.

She has.

You really think those Green Beret karate tricks are going to help you against all these forum members?

(Rim-shot) Hey-OOOO!

Nerd boner alert!!!

Make mine a "Punch in the Testicles", with a shot oh boot leather please.

Pass the cellmate please…

If so, He's in the wrong kind of movie!

We made them to love us, and they do it unconditionally.

" That doesn’t sound like a very good Terminator movie at all"

Thank You (bows).
Now please excuse me, I have some clopping to do while I watch this gem of a film.

I've already started just such a petition…

It could have been worse, he could have turned his caps-lock key on.

Bender declaring the "boneability" of random situations, makes it all good.

Will you be writing a sequel?
Will give you an extra million.

I would keep wondering where they got the power for the blow dryers.

I did the same.
It was the actors beautifully done hair in the middle of a genocide that did it for me however.