I'm going to back away from this whole conversation.

"Almost done", is not done enough!

Rex Reed? You're still alive, my old friend?

I hope so. Blowjobs are the only thing that sustained me through the 70s.

Well sheeeeeoooot…. "higher class strippers" is a DEFINITE must! 

Pitt:  "Then I'll be all like- MAGIC MISSILE…FIRE BALL… FIRE BALL!! Ready to shoot?"

Their combined on-set craziness should make for amusing anecdotes when the top network executives are lunching around the pool.

Wasn't his mother some sort of centipede-spider-platypus-gopher radioactive hybrid? 

Bender is great…Bender is great….Bender,Bender,Bender,Bender…Bender is great!

Well I hope Mr. Downey is happy!
By bringing reality into this child's life, he has ruined him from entering a life in politics forever!

We can hate him simply because most of us on this sight fall outside his target demographics ( tween girls with cutting problems, prepubescent boys with bad breath).
Let me just leave it at this- "GET OFF MY LAWN HIPPIE!"

All the girls had porn star haircuts, you could generate a love-match right out of a machine!
What the hell was not to like about the movie?

As long as the ragged, tired, and bedraggled characters hair remain coiffed, clean, and perfectly contoured, I will be a happy camper.

Holy chihuahua! Those guys in the window look just like us!!
….Wait a minute…..

No way!
He might kiss me!

Dudes! Keg-er at the cemetery!

Well Damn…What am I going to tell my piglet-momma???

With all the rabid law-suiting on patent infringement going on; I feel it is only fair to warn Lonely Island-

Mommy has to make a living!

Do I smell (and I mean that in the most disgusting possible way)  a future porn-star?