You have actually just described Chastity Bono!

You mean this crap-fest is coming back????

On the bright side:

Spanish dildo…….1903 vintage…one owner.

You had me at "fuck".
"Rape Baby" was just an added bonus!

Go on…..

But she WAS hot, so it all evens out.

Damn it! I was googaling  for gay porn, and Sean's piece popped up!

Not to be lumped into the same category as Spank-Ooooo-Vision.

Were you dialog coach for the new J.J. Abrams flick?

Actually, I've learned to swim against the stream.

I had a wet affair once…

Well OK then….

Will that be in the movie?

Can you say "fringes" on a family show?

Had these been REAL Bieber fans, and not just plants for "The Man", they would have fought to the death for chances to buy vials of his urine at the gift shop.

This will now haunt my dreams like a Twilight movie.  

They had me at "I Fucked…"

For one blinding second, I thought someone had posted a picture of my blow-up doll!

…and girls?