It will fit in between the vodka shooters.

All hail the Dark Queen of this unborn abomination!

Were you on sale?

Describes my weekend perfectly!

It is not quality cinema until an ass-cheek is slapped before the FIN.

Well thanks a LOT for ruining the movies for me!
You're supposed to put a spoiler alert with this type of post! (taps foot in anger).

So now we could legitimately call it "Two Men….One Cup"?

Unfortunately now instead of biting the head off a bat, Ozzy simply piddles on the stage like an incontinent puppy. 

Yes, a great call Dan, and interesting letters.

I'll pass until "Wild Things 2050: the Necrophilia Diaries" comes out.

OK, I'm aroused.

Well, no one had better screw with my movies list!
"Back Door Spank Party" and " bondage Boys 10- The Re-bonding" are classics not to be trifled with.

We are so boned!

Negative. She deserves better. A 21 fwap salute will be instituted in bedrooms across the nation tonight.

Was she dead when Stalin married her?

What does Xenu need with a starship?

Crap! Is this my 2nd warning?

And now, in typical A.V. Club forum posters style, we will all take our clothes off.
There is no actual reason for this other then then to impress you with our impeccable bohemian lifestyle.

The part of Kathleen Thurston shall be played by Lindsay Lohan in- "The Great Muffet Caper"."It just seems that I was born for the part" the actress was quoted as saying.

This kid is so profound.
 I can't WAIT to hear his take on Auschwitz!