Well. OK then.
As long as "tossing" isn't being used in a derogatory fashion.

"To the Bat-pole….Robin!!!!"

….at least until they turn 30.

To be fair, he WAS given (9835 x (10 to the 5th)) the recommended dosage.

Great! My Basset can't wait for the "Dog vs Poop" food show.

I don't know anything about that, but I DO know how bukkake works.

But will the episodes be back to back?

More anal sex will solve everything.

Yeah, I don't think I'd waste the digestive juice to push this turd through my bowels.

Ohhh no….there is STILL West Virginia.

My vote goes to "The Amish Porn Channel".

I know I will!!!!

I believe that one night, the AV Club became sleepy, and proceeded to lie down next to a pulsating pod…

For the love of Buddha's-brass-balls Todd!
Just put your over worked brain under the chair, and just enjoy the frigging show!

Another fond memory of my childhood about to be  violently ripped out by the sharp teeth of Hollywood, anally assaulted, and left on the ice for polar bears.

Dark-Alice was was most definitely the best ( and by that I mean "boner inducing") part.

Not at all, though a ball-gag would have enhanced the effect!

I thought she was the "Lord of the Flies" crazy aunt.

Remember…Xenu is watching!

Wait…so the President is NOT the Devil?
Can I take my vote back?