Were you hoping the gnome was hispanic? Perhaps some black scandenavians or pacific islander redheads?

What? No that was just a Hogwarts thing (it got better.)

OK, I get it. I know it’s a Harry Potter rule that the Defense teachers have something wrong with them, every time, but by Odin this guy is not hiding anything. I can see the first day of class now:

“All right students, let’s open up your syllabus. First of all, you’re going to be expected to, by the end of this class,…

DAtDA Professor slams Great Hall doors open