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Zach Neal
orphanzach
Nov 11 2015
74

She was already in the lead at that point. By calling out random letters, she was minimizing how much she was helping her opponents, while letting them do all the work. Read more

Jun 15 2015
4

Pop culture is, by definition, a trollish waste of time. This trollish waste of time has blood and dragons. Quit complaining.

May 14 2015
6

If you were to edit this column to describe the career arc of Adam Sandler, you would probably only have to change, like, 12 words.

May 11 2015
4

So what you’re saying is Bill Simmons is the Adam Sandler of sports journalism. Sounds about right.

May 4 2015
45

DeAndre Jordan at the charity stripe thinks Austin Rivers looked a little awkward there.

May 3 2015
4.2K

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Apr 30 2015
28

Uh, I’m being paid to watch it. I don’t blog for free...

Apr 30 2015
51

I should probably follow your example and start commenting on recaps of bad shows to point out to the writer how it’s not a good use of her time, huh

Apr 30 2015
2

Um. Any discussion of the Panthers’ worst draft picks starts over who’s #2... Read more

Apr 30 2015
256

“You wanna know what NFL pick I’d do over? Jeez, there are so many to choose from... probably that one against the Saints in the NFC Championship game?” -Brett Favre

Apr 29 2015
2

I think she might be getting some Inhuman boosts to her reflexes and strength as well. She has Kree DNA now, so she should get some physical enhancement from that. And we saw Gordon have extra strength vs Cal, and Lincoln managed to fight Dethlok hand-to-hand.

Apr 28 2015
34

We cap on Simmons a lot around here, but one thing this whole mess does is put what he’s done at Grantland in perspective. I’m not much of a fan of his, but that’s a site that’s running a lot of really, really good stuff, and the worst thing anyone over there will say about Simmons is that they weren’t all that big on Read more

Apr 27 2015
3

Kind of like having 9 different “Brevity” entries in “Concise Sentences and Active Verbs?”

Apr 27 2015
5

“The sourcing and background are worse than a Rolling Stone article about campus rape.” Absolutely, having documents and emails from the people involved is far worse than relying on a sole source and not checking her story.

Apr 27 2015
3

Yeah, this I don’t get. Is this poster insinuating that the emails and playbook are fake? Whatever issues you might have with the whole Howard-Whitlock dynamic, it doesn’t change the fact that the email communications and manifesto that were published today are some serious weirdness.