Is there a single good reason you have to be in contact with them? And “but family!” is not a good reason. Are you financially enmeshed with them? What do they bring to your life?

No. Fuck Woody Allen.

Yes I loved Leia as a little girl, but the characters that stick most closely to me are her “best friend” roles. When Harry Met Sally, Drop Dead Fred, and Soapdish were all in our VHS library growing up and she is so freaking great. Anytime she appears I get a wave of comfort.

She’s about to burn down a Txgvg play for being offensive to Native Americans. It’s okay. Go watch Addams Family Values.

I have a leftover casserole heating in a French onion soup mug in the oven right now. Layer of gravy, mashed potatoes, gravy, turkey, gravy, stuffing. Not a sandwich but pretty damn good anyway.

This is great. I have the Joy of Cooking app and I use that to check on proportions or ingredients that aren’t intuitive then I start throwing stuff at the stove. I keep a notebook for my thrown together/what if I did this insteads. So I’m going to take your method, put it in the notebook, and go from there.

Not officially, they just told me they would have to order it and it would take 4 days. Which takes it beyond the effective use period. So while they were theoretically selling it, they weren’t in practice.

I think it’s primarily a CVS problem as the one by my house in Reno didn’t even stock it until it became OTC. 4 day waiting period which kind of rendered it useless. Luckily, I had scripts given to me by PP and could fill them anywhere.

I have celery in my house for stuffing, but will have plenty leftover and was going to use it to make mirepoix for my first ever turkey soup. Can you recommend a good recipe? It’s just the two of us so I will only have breaths bones, and what’s left of three wings. 

Man, this year you lovely people have gone from America’s Hat to America’s Diamond Tiara. Sitting on the head of the most inbred royal ever.

Perfect.

This has nothing to do with abortion BUT Skyrim is on sale for $30 on PS4! It’s a Thanksgiving miracle! I’m watching it download and wishing we had decided on pizza instead of a full dinner that I’m cooking. I have DARGONS to kill! Houses to build! Pockets to pick!

Shortly before it became OTC, I had to pick some up on vacation in San Francisco. Not a suburb, the CVS (I think) downtown in San Fucking Francisco and got shit and attitude from the damn pharmacy clerk. Just blocks from the best sex store I’ve ever been to. Now, I don’t mind. I love my whore pills and they have been…

I am keeping in my heart the tweet they posted this week that said “First they came for the Muslims, and we said Not this time motherfuckers.”

Before we met, my husband and I both found and loved the JW quote about not fucking people who don’t read. It was a perfect bonding moment. I consider him to be a guardian angel for my relationship and I keep an eye out in case he ever hitchhikes in Nevada.

One of my games admonishes you to go outside. I laugh every damn time.

Red wine is the best wine for turkey gravy. The last time I cooked Txgvg for my dad he DRANK the gravy. Poor WASP, a lifetime of white wine turkey gravy.

My only thought when seeing this picture was “you dumb dumb. These people would throw you in a camp faster than you could offer sexual favors for safety.”

I’m going to throw a mental dart at the map.

Poor Lady Gaga. I also rescued a calico (my first ever!) this summer. Her story is not as bad. Her former owners threw her out because she is vicious. Possibly also some sort of abuse with toilet paper/paper towel rolls. The truth is that their child is vicious and deserved whatever she gave him. She likes to sleep…