Delicious

Some of those Little Golden Books are like handing your kid over to James Dobson.

I spent my teens gratifying myself to scrambled cable signals

Pantone is going to surrender by week 13

You can be sure that punter will have GRIT

Burkman? That’s Sacha Baron Cohen!

+1 not too soon

+1 DIIIIIIVE

I’m all in favor of getting off Twitter for good, but if you just can’t live without it, block your boss, scratch your ass, then unblock him. When you restart your client, he’ll be out of your list of followers.

Here we go again. Nobody tempts teams into signing idiotic contract extensions better than Ryan Fitzpatrick. He must’ve minored in Grifting.

#YesAllFloridaMen

Yeah, this is low-grade disgusting. The Panthers locker room didn’t turn on Kuechly after he blubbered like a 5-year-old. Fuck Gruden for letting his players know that their bodies are disposable wipes for all of 2018. This might be the last season that some of them ever get.

I could drop acid right now and fail to have a trip that is half as weird as your anecdote sounds. You have a novel in you.

I still play Neverwinter Nights 2

Were they really black, or just covered in eye liner?

“My area” already has an alerting system which, sensibly, doesn’t include shit going down in every other area in the United States, e.g.  the one you live in, which can burn to the fucking ground right now for all I care.

There is literally nothing that the entire population needs to be alerted to, other than “TODAY IS ELECTION DAY, DON’T FORGET TO VOTE.”

OMG the fucking SOUND! It’s like Pagliacci hitting his big drum.

Tragedy + Time

She sounds like she has two kazoos rammed up her nose. She’s the female Adam Schein, which, yes, makes her suck. That shit transcends gender.