Those look nice and I want them.

I don't understand why everyone is judging it with full force...doesn't anyone realize that their servers are being POUNDED and fucked right now? ...and will be for the next few days...

I have it rolling right now, but it's bouncing between 9 and 45 minutes remaining... :\

I can't help but wonder how long it's going to take to get a[n untethered] Jailbreak of iOS 6...

So I will admit that I wrote this before reading the last line...

Can I hack it to give me a Free Unlimited Data Plan?

The metal cables that attach the products to the table only "keep an honest man honest", but a mid-strength tug will free them. Also, disconnecting the device from the tether will sound an alarm.

Ok, guys...here's the skinny. (Also, this might sound like a commercial...)

This This THIS.

Although I've replaced my 3GS from years past with a 4 and 4S, I still have my 3GS...but the cellular radio crapped out a year ago. Which is why it has been a WiFi Slacker Radio player for my living room stereo for a year or more. :P

Yeah, it's crooked. Apple likes its skeuomorph-ology...

http://www.apple.com/search/?q=iPhone+LTE

Well, you already know about it....so why does Gizmodo need to report about it?

Guys on Reddit (where I saw this article yesterday) were calling it "Classic Jupes"..."There goes Jupes, saving Earth again"... and other ridiculous and funny comments.

Edit...

Me. ...and a lot of other people, I imagine.

Yeah...auroras that would be raining down and killing us all! :P

I could be mistaken, but seeing as he is on his back with one shoulder raised (as if right before his arm is flung over him and into the water), it looks more like he's back-stroking through the water, not getting out of it...

Heh..."cum"...

Same here.