You made me laugh with that "magic powers of marriage" and "straight-marriage superpowers" part.

Even if you suddenly developed Scoliosis? (I'm not wishing that on anyone, btw)

Well, when you look at it that way...

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic at all, but I agree.

There were plenty around the mid-state, but yeah...not in Cookeville (that I know of).

TN is awesome to live in. I love this place.

Haha! That shit's cray!

IT CANNOT BE UN-TYPED! lol

Badgering the guy much, Sam?

I'd say that video is quite appropriate. Thanks!

I love this picture, and I shall steal it.

I disagree.

Pfft, Who said I'd be dealing with Apple? lol

Sounds like an awesome job, if you ask me! :D

A semi-large concern of mine is how obsessed [and surprised] we get about the "proof"/existence of an inevitable future iteration of iOS. They've been naming iOS by the numbers for years now...of course there will be an "iOS 6". Why all the hoopla?

Amurrica needs to get with this "tallest structure" contest ASAP. We're falling behind...

Yeah, I found it. With relative ease, actually.

The registration went extremely well. Easy and to the point. Thanks for the help!

My situation must be rare.

I was "grandfathered" in...until I tried out my [at the time] brand new iPad 2 +3G by putting my iPhone SIM in for like 3 minutes.