Madden: Goat Simulator Edition

Typical from the people who say “lefftenant.”

She comes from a privileged upbringing, has never had to worry about her financial future, healthcare costs, what kind of schools her kids would go to, and on and on and on. To talk about how horrible it would be for others to get the smallest taste of that kind of security is is disgusting. Meghan is the worst, whites…

Helen was always hot. I don’t know why it’s taken until the sequel for the reviewer to realize it.

Every day, friend.

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?

While not dishonorably discharged

Totally agree. I know David loves to fix up old beaters and believe me, I get it, but the guy with 10 junk cars sitting in his front yard is just creating an eyesore, a blight on the landscape, and a hit to property values. You want to have a bunch of project cars on your property - fine, just put them where no one…

(Gah - triggered)

Exactly! The reason I live in NJ is because I missed my exit before the bridge 20 years ago and you know, what are you going to do, right?

The proper response when you’re in the way outside lane and are going to miss your exit on the freeway is this: Foot off gas, foot over brake, spew about 15 dozen profanities while foot hovers over brake and you pass exit without speed really decreasing, mash foot onto gas and accelerate like an insane person,…

You’re operating under the assumption that all Cabinet members, and tangently, their subordinates, are bad seeds. They are not. Most worker bees (especially those in non-partisan positions) want to do their job with no fanfare and retire or move on without an asterisk by their name. It is not that cut and dry.

up high where the kids could not get at it

I am trying to maintain maximum amount of sauce, not get rid of it! especially when there is rice on the plate!

I am trying to maintain maximum amount of sauce, not get rid of it! especially when there is rice on the plate!

And I have to say, while she didn’t “dart out” into the road, she was wearing black with no lights or reflectors on a dark stretch of highway. I think that the driver (operator?) should have been paying more attention but I’m not sure it would have done much good. You can watch the video, and it’s almost impossible to…

what the fuck????? what is this bullsiht???? who approved this

They knew that they couldn’t storm Jabba’s palace, so the plan was to get everyone inside the palace and take it down.

“This is my regret face.”

What are you doing, John Goodman? :(