Love the part where he says it’s “art of his life and career”, and then it’s basically only pictures of things he’s never come close to doing.

“mach 1.3" vs. “survive the initial impact”
I think those are mutually exclusive.

Fuck off. I love Dan.

“Less is more”, indeed.

I was feeling it until the ship with the scifi stuff showed up. Then I was unsure. Then they said the whole world or universe or whatever was at risk. Ugh. Can’t we just have “a pirate ship encounters the Sea Devils?” That alone sounds like a cool enough story. I get tired of the whole universe/world being at risk.

Wait! There is plot in these movies? If there is it is incomprehensible to me.

So...

It is gloriously apropos that a movie featuring Illyana Rasputin has been stuck in Limbo for years.

I applaud the AV Club stance on this!

We were a weird family.

I hope so. Slideshow is a stupid idea that demands far too many clicks and pages than needed. Scrolling list will always be better.

Did Gizmodo get rid of slideshows? Because I totally clicked on this just to complain about slideshows.

[Bane voice] Now is not the time for beer, doctor. That comes later.

My face when trying to figure out how naming one’s company “Fraud Guarantee” helps to clean up your name in Google:

“After all, chunks of debris flying through the vacuum of space from an explosion that large could fly pretty damn far.”

I mean, you basically dared the guy to sue you by implying he must be a pedo if he doesn’t. Not to mention calling someone a “pedo guy” over a mildly rude statement, at best.

Mitt Romney will add that this is “probably not what I would have done in the same situation.”

Oh, hey, good news everyone, it turns out there might actually be a black hole in our solar system, so none of this will matter.

Trump really needs to be careful though because the some in the GOP will only be quiet for so long.